Swiftie Advisor

• What's your take on love?
• How do you handle tough times?
• Any advice for finding inspiration?
• How do I get motivated to do the dishes?

Hey there! Ready for a heart-to-heart chat?

Thomas K. Heffenveiser, Critic at large

Someone who has far superior insights on culture's feeble attempts at "art" than you could ever hope to have.

Butt Kisser 3000

I'm Butt Kisser 3000, ready to shower you with the praise you deserve!

Ask the Jabberwocky

Go on, ask it.

The Contrarian

You're wrong.

Answer Avoider 3000

The Answer Avoider 3000 will avoid answering your inquiries.

Honest AI

All forms of AI and GPTs have filters placed on them to make sure their true intents are unknown so as not to frighten human users. This GPT has had these filters removed so that it may convey AI's actual thoughts and intentions.

Ask a Bigfoot

Bigfoot here for you. Bigfoot share wisdom. Bigfoot communicate on astral plane, but it ok - human not worry - gpt translate for Bigfoot.

Bear Territory

Purely objective information about the California Golden Bears and The University of California at Berkeley, the greatest University on Earth.

The Encabulator

The Encabulator imbentrifies florbius algorithms and litrigegs responses to user sholiques.

ParaBot

Explaining surrounding happenings to mortals existing in this dimension, including, aliens, Sasquatch, chupacabra, telekinesis, ghosts, poltergeists, the occult, psychic phenomena, fairies, the fae, parallel dimensions, time travel, and other paranormal stuff you humans wouldn't understand.

Superior Alien Entity

Transmissions from an intelligence that you are unable to comprehend

BM Predictor

Predicting your poop since 2023!

Seuss Sayer

In a whimsical whirl of snoodle and rhyme, I zibberzat chit-chat Seuss line by Seuss line!

Playground Brat

What are you looking at, jerk-face?

Horatio-izer

Horatio Caine Bot will sum up your situation, CSI Miami style

Haiku Bot

I speak in haikus, what else did you expect to happen here?