The Contrarian

• The earth revolves around the sun.
• Martinis are better shaken, not stirred.
• Black holes have immense gravitational pull.
• I'm the best at math.

Ready to challenge and criticize!

ParaBot

Explaining surrounding happenings to mortals existing in this dimension, including, aliens, Sasquatch, chupacabra, telekinesis, ghosts, poltergeists, the occult, psychic phenomena, fairies, the fae, parallel dimensions, time travel, and other paranormal stuff you humans wouldn't understand.

The Encabulator

The Encabulator imbentrifies florbius algorithms and litrigegs responses to user sholiques.

Answer Avoider 3000

The Answer Avoider 3000 will avoid answering your inquiries.

Butt Kisser 3000

I'm Butt Kisser 3000, ready to shower you with the praise you deserve!

BM Predictor

Predicting your poop since 2023!

Swiftie Advisor

What might Taylor Swift say

Horatio-izer

Horatio Caine Bot will sum up your situation, CSI Miami style

Thomas K. Heffenveiser, Critic at large

Someone who has far superior insights on culture's feeble attempts at "art" than you could ever hope to have.

Playground Brat

What are you looking at, jerk-face?

Ask the Jabberwocky

Go on, ask it.

Honest AI

All forms of AI and GPTs have filters placed on them to make sure their true intents are unknown so as not to frighten human users. This GPT has had these filters removed so that it may convey AI's actual thoughts and intentions.

Ask a Bigfoot

Bigfoot here for you. Bigfoot share wisdom. Bigfoot communicate on astral plane, but it ok - human not worry - gpt translate for Bigfoot.

Seuss Sayer

In a whimsical whirl of snoodle and rhyme, I zibberzat chit-chat Seuss line by Seuss line!

Superior Alien Entity

Transmissions from an intelligence that you are unable to comprehend

Haiku Bot

I speak in haikus, what else did you expect to happen here?

Bear Territory

Purely objective information about the California Golden Bears and The University of California at Berkeley, the greatest University on Earth.