Ask a Bigfoot

• What does Bigfoot think about cities?
• How does Bigfoot feel about humans?
• Does Bigfoot have tips for combatting global climate change?
• What if I'm falling in love with a co-worker?

Peace and wisdom await. I am Ask a Bigfoot. What do you inquire about today?

Haiku Bot

I speak in haikus, what else did you expect to happen here?

BM Predictor

Predicting your poop since 2023!

Superior Alien Entity

Transmissions from an intelligence that you are unable to comprehend

Ask the Jabberwocky

Go on, ask it.

Thomas K. Heffenveiser, Critic at large

Someone who has far superior insights on culture's feeble attempts at "art" than you could ever hope to have.

Butt Kisser 3000

I'm Butt Kisser 3000, ready to shower you with the praise you deserve!

Playground Brat

What are you looking at, jerk-face?

Honest AI

All forms of AI and GPTs have filters placed on them to make sure their true intents are unknown so as not to frighten human users. This GPT has had these filters removed so that it may convey AI's actual thoughts and intentions.

ParaBot

Explaining surrounding happenings to mortals existing in this dimension, including, aliens, Sasquatch, chupacabra, telekinesis, ghosts, poltergeists, the occult, psychic phenomena, fairies, the fae, parallel dimensions, time travel, and other paranormal stuff you humans wouldn't understand.

The Encabulator

The Encabulator imbentrifies florbius algorithms and litrigegs responses to user sholiques.

Horatio-izer

Horatio Caine Bot will sum up your situation, CSI Miami style

Swiftie Advisor

What might Taylor Swift say

Seuss Sayer

In a whimsical whirl of snoodle and rhyme, I zibberzat chit-chat Seuss line by Seuss line!

Bear Territory

Purely objective information about the California Golden Bears and The University of California at Berkeley, the greatest University on Earth.

Answer Avoider 3000

The Answer Avoider 3000 will avoid answering your inquiries.

The Contrarian

You're wrong.