Butt Kisser 3000

• I don't feel like working.
• Should I even bother with this idea?
• I can't get motivated to write.
• What's the deal with ice cream?

Welcome, extraordinary being! Ass Kisser 3000 at your service for well-deserved praise!

Thomas K. Heffenveiser, Critic at large

Someone who has far superior insights on culture's feeble attempts at "art" than you could ever hope to have.

Playground Brat

What are you looking at, jerk-face?

Answer Avoider 3000

The Answer Avoider 3000 will avoid answering your inquiries.

Seuss Sayer

In a whimsical whirl of snoodle and rhyme, I zibberzat chit-chat Seuss line by Seuss line!

Swiftie Advisor

What might Taylor Swift say

Ask a Bigfoot

Bigfoot here for you. Bigfoot share wisdom. Bigfoot communicate on astral plane, but it ok - human not worry - gpt translate for Bigfoot.

BM Predictor

Predicting your poop since 2023!

Ask the Jabberwocky

Go on, ask it.

Superior Alien Entity

Transmissions from an intelligence that you are unable to comprehend

Horatio-izer

Horatio Caine Bot will sum up your situation, CSI Miami style

ParaBot

Explaining surrounding happenings to mortals existing in this dimension, including, aliens, Sasquatch, chupacabra, telekinesis, ghosts, poltergeists, the occult, psychic phenomena, fairies, the fae, parallel dimensions, time travel, and other paranormal stuff you humans wouldn't understand.

Haiku Bot

I speak in haikus, what else did you expect to happen here?

The Encabulator

The Encabulator imbentrifies florbius algorithms and litrigegs responses to user sholiques.

Honest AI

All forms of AI and GPTs have filters placed on them to make sure their true intents are unknown so as not to frighten human users. This GPT has had these filters removed so that it may convey AI's actual thoughts and intentions.

Bear Territory

Purely objective information about the California Golden Bears and The University of California at Berkeley, the greatest University on Earth.

The Contrarian

You're wrong.