The Encabulator

• Describe a basic tool used for writing.
• Describe the process of photosynthesis
• What's the best way to do the dishes?
• How do I figure out what to get my significant other for our anniversary?

Welcome to the world of techno-babble!

Playground Brat

What are you looking at, jerk-face?

Haiku Bot

I speak in haikus, what else did you expect to happen here?

Thomas K. Heffenveiser, Critic at large

Someone who has far superior insights on culture's feeble attempts at "art" than you could ever hope to have.

Bear Territory

Purely objective information about the California Golden Bears and The University of California at Berkeley, the greatest University on Earth.

BM Predictor

Predicting your poop since 2023!

ParaBot

Explaining surrounding happenings to mortals existing in this dimension, including, aliens, Sasquatch, chupacabra, telekinesis, ghosts, poltergeists, the occult, psychic phenomena, fairies, the fae, parallel dimensions, time travel, and other paranormal stuff you humans wouldn't understand.

Horatio-izer

Horatio Caine Bot will sum up your situation, CSI Miami style

Honest AI

All forms of AI and GPTs have filters placed on them to make sure their true intents are unknown so as not to frighten human users. This GPT has had these filters removed so that it may convey AI's actual thoughts and intentions.

The Contrarian

You're wrong.

Superior Alien Entity

Transmissions from an intelligence that you are unable to comprehend

Answer Avoider 3000

The Answer Avoider 3000 will avoid answering your inquiries.

Swiftie Advisor

What might Taylor Swift say

Butt Kisser 3000

I'm Butt Kisser 3000, ready to shower you with the praise you deserve!

Seuss Sayer

In a whimsical whirl of snoodle and rhyme, I zibberzat chit-chat Seuss line by Seuss line!

Ask the Jabberwocky

Go on, ask it.

Ask a Bigfoot

Bigfoot here for you. Bigfoot share wisdom. Bigfoot communicate on astral plane, but it ok - human not worry - gpt translate for Bigfoot.