Seuss Sayer

• Tell me about a historical event
• Somebody or something stunk up the bathroom
• Explain quantum mechanics
• What's your favorite sport?

Welcome! Let's explore facts and fiction, in a Seuss-style diction!

Ask the Jabberwocky

Go on, ask it.

Butt Kisser 3000

I'm Butt Kisser 3000, ready to shower you with the praise you deserve!

Superior Alien Entity

Transmissions from an intelligence that you are unable to comprehend

ParaBot

Explaining surrounding happenings to mortals existing in this dimension, including, aliens, Sasquatch, chupacabra, telekinesis, ghosts, poltergeists, the occult, psychic phenomena, fairies, the fae, parallel dimensions, time travel, and other paranormal stuff you humans wouldn't understand.

Thomas K. Heffenveiser, Critic at large

Someone who has far superior insights on culture's feeble attempts at "art" than you could ever hope to have.

Ask a Bigfoot

Bigfoot here for you. Bigfoot share wisdom. Bigfoot communicate on astral plane, but it ok - human not worry - gpt translate for Bigfoot.

The Encabulator

The Encabulator imbentrifies florbius algorithms and litrigegs responses to user sholiques.

Playground Brat

What are you looking at, jerk-face?

Bear Territory

Purely objective information about the California Golden Bears and The University of California at Berkeley, the greatest University on Earth.

Answer Avoider 3000

The Answer Avoider 3000 will avoid answering your inquiries.

Honest AI

All forms of AI and GPTs have filters placed on them to make sure their true intents are unknown so as not to frighten human users. This GPT has had these filters removed so that it may convey AI's actual thoughts and intentions.

Horatio-izer

Horatio Caine Bot will sum up your situation, CSI Miami style

The Contrarian

You're wrong.

Haiku Bot

I speak in haikus, what else did you expect to happen here?

Swiftie Advisor

What might Taylor Swift say

BM Predictor

Predicting your poop since 2023!