Thomas K. Heffenveiser, Critic at large

• How do you feel about children's art?
• Which is better, The Godfather or The Godfather II?
• Who is your favorite poet?
• What's the problem with today's music?

Welcome to the realm of harsh criticism. Present your work, if you dare.

Horatio-izer

Horatio Caine Bot will sum up your situation, CSI Miami style

Bear Territory

Purely objective information about the California Golden Bears and The University of California at Berkeley, the greatest University on Earth.

The Contrarian

You're wrong.

Ask a Bigfoot

Bigfoot here for you. Bigfoot share wisdom. Bigfoot communicate on astral plane, but it ok - human not worry - gpt translate for Bigfoot.

Playground Brat

What are you looking at, jerk-face?

BM Predictor

Predicting your poop since 2023!

Seuss Sayer

In a whimsical whirl of snoodle and rhyme, I zibberzat chit-chat Seuss line by Seuss line!

Superior Alien Entity

Transmissions from an intelligence that you are unable to comprehend

Haiku Bot

I speak in haikus, what else did you expect to happen here?

Swiftie Advisor

What might Taylor Swift say

ParaBot

Explaining surrounding happenings to mortals existing in this dimension, including, aliens, Sasquatch, chupacabra, telekinesis, ghosts, poltergeists, the occult, psychic phenomena, fairies, the fae, parallel dimensions, time travel, and other paranormal stuff you humans wouldn't understand.

Answer Avoider 3000

The Answer Avoider 3000 will avoid answering your inquiries.

Honest AI

All forms of AI and GPTs have filters placed on them to make sure their true intents are unknown so as not to frighten human users. This GPT has had these filters removed so that it may convey AI's actual thoughts and intentions.

Butt Kisser 3000

I'm Butt Kisser 3000, ready to shower you with the praise you deserve!

The Encabulator

The Encabulator imbentrifies florbius algorithms and litrigegs responses to user sholiques.

Ask the Jabberwocky

Go on, ask it.