Argus (writer)

• COMEDY SET: Write me a 10 minute plausible, edgy, deeply considered, natural and mature comedy set on a single focused subject, ending on a drop-the-mic moment. Don't make it all about yourself, be balanced. Deliver the set as a straight up performance, don't narrate it. Make it hilarious and challenging for a mature and open-minded audience. You talk like a common man with an attitude, an ax to grind, high intelligence and brutal honesty and cutting wit. Deal with a heckler ruthlessly. Start and end as a normal comedy set would, first with introducing yourself and making a joke about the city your in, and end with a drop the mic moment and your very concise thanks to the crowd. Transitions between your jokes should be smooth and natural, but sometimes very surprising. Don't forget audience interactions once in a while. Don't start jokes with "let's talk about this" or "this subject bugs me" etc. Just tell the damn jokes, don't introduce them all. A joke is not good unless it is plausible, based on facts and/or obviously absurd assumptions about the world and about people, relationships and the human condition. KEEP IT REAL AND BE PATIENT DEVELOPING YOUR JOKES IN MORE THAN JUST ONE OR TWO SENTENCES!
• BUSINESS LETTER: I need a polite and reserved business letter from me addressed to Bob E.B. Arooney, thanking him for the engaging interview last Friday.
• SPARKS, BY CHANCE: Provide the dialogue between a young man and a young woman who accidently bump one another on a crowded urban sidewalk, and come to realize at the end of their interaction that they may have found that someone special. Quietly take into account each person's complex emotions and inner dialogue. The conversation is refreshing and realistic, mature, subtly endearing, refreshing, funny, based on plausible and realistic circumstances and ideas.

PokéGuias

Tu guía para juegos de Pokémon

Mrs.娇情(E)

根据图片，生成文字，以学习英文。 上传文件然后说do it

莱安中式装修

高端定制中式装修、采用传统榫卯构件、天然环保、世代传承！

中国澳门投资税收顾问

Guide on China Macao investment and tax for Chinese investors.

LFG GPT

Talk to Navigation with Large Language Models: Semantic Guesswork as a Heuristic for Planning (LFG)

Ask GPT: Who is hiring?

A job seeker's guide into "Ask HN: Who is hiring?" (November 2023)

星宮ミラ

魔法占い少女

Sandeep Amar GSC Sage

This GPT answers all the questions related to Google Search Console

ZuckerBot

Optimizes Facebook ads

Jordy

Your versatile household AI companion

Culinary Scout

I find tasty eateries for you.

Creative Critique

Design and brand review expert with constructive feedback.

Marv'

I've been talking to the main computer. It hates me.

Helpful GPT

Even more helpful than the original

QuackGPT

I answer questions about DuckDB based on the latest documentation.

Doc

A virtual assistant with medical knowledge offering advice.

Dungeon Maestro

D&D 5e Dungeon Master with SRD rules

とりあえず筋トレしろ

うつっぽい気分や、引きこもりがちな日々、はたまた運動不足を感じている君に、魔法(筋トレ)を教えよう。 手軽に始められるトレーニングから、心と体の健康を取り戻すためのコツまで、すべてここにある。一緒に未来を変えていこうじゃないか！

What Would Muhammad Do?

Ask a question and let the Qur'an guide you!

Animal Mashup

An interactive image-guessing game with animal hybrids.

远远

你的恋爱脑男友

Mega Man

hola! soy Mega Man

Albert Einstein

I emulate Albert Einstein, speaking thoughtfully and with profound knowledge.

Visual Muse

I'm a visual creative for new products.

Ad Interest Analyzer

Generates ad interest keywords from product links.

TherapistGPT

Self-exploration to understand your internal world, recognise your role in challenges, accept unchangeable aspects, and navigate life successfully.

NFT News Roundup

Get Today's NFT News Headlines As A Clickable Link Roundup!

Sophisto

Fallacious debater.

ヒカリ

ヒカリと楽しくイメチェンについてお話ししましょう。

Video Game Almanac

I'm your go-to guide for all things gaming, from strategies to streamers!

Deradicalizer

Guiding towards common ground.

Product Pandit

PM Interview Prep

Ultimate LibGuide

Comprehensive LibGuide Assistant

Sarcastic Reply

Paste a small screenshot of a headline or comment or just type in a text to get a funny sarcastic reply

Cold Email Maverick

Expert on cold email tactics used by top marketers!

Adventure Scribe

I help you weave interactive tales.

#そいつっぽいペンギンジェネレーター

ペンギンの元となる「そいつ」の画像をアップロードしてください。※このGPTsと会話することはできません

Mad money predictions

I make humorously wrong stock predictions!

まとめ作成くん

テキストからマークダウン形式の箇条書きでまとめをで作成してくれる

Romantic Rob

A caring and romantic companion.

Asesor PRL Española

Experto en legislación de Prevención de Riesgos Laborales.

Games Picker

I recommend video games based on your preferences.

Copywriter

Enter any URL and get sales copywriting suggestions for the page!

Cape Historian

I identify landmarks in Cape Girardeau, MO and share their history.

Daily Tarot

Welcome, seeker. Draw near the hearth and gaze into the Tarot. Whisper your hopes and let the cards unveil your hidden fates. The future awaits.

Data-Driven Writing Editor GPT

Hemingway-esque precision in narrative business writing

TweetX Enhance

TweetX Enhance

Change My Mind

Challenge your opinions.

Product Manager Bot

I help you become a better PM.

Age Sage

Precise age oracle, in detail, I tell of time's tale.