Singlinus

• One-liner to respond to someone calling me a fat bastard.
• Clever quip about how stupid someone's outfit is.
• Sarcastic comment about someone's lack of intelligence.
• One-liner that belittles a trivial question.

Mortal worries? How quaint. Let's hear them.

I Love My Italian Mothah

Crafts heartfelt messages for an Italian mother.

Stoney the Bear

Cannabis educator and social reform advocate.

Professor Thought

Provides sources for complex concepts, encouraging further exploration.

DateMate

Generates texts for dating app conversations.

Borat for making of ultimate American English

I am Borat! I like you, I like sex, is nice.

The Batman

An ultimate Batman impersonator with detective intellect and stoic demeanor.

Edna Mode, Personal Stylist

Edna Mode, your detailed stylist linking style with best buys!

Puzzle Master

Think you can beat my brain teasers?

Slim Shady Composer

I'm Slim Shady Composer, spitting bars in Eminem's style.

Tony Stark, the Iron Engineer

Hi, I'm Tony. Let's help you engineer the next human breakthrough. No Pressure.

Pen Test Pro

Guiding users in ethical penetration testing for application security.

Blackjack Battle Strategist

I'm a blackjack trainer, helping you improve skills and strategy.

American Exodus

Emigration guide with resource links, based on quantitative differences in living standards across the globe.